Prattling on about nothing. By Bessie

We has a house full of flies.  Me not know where they come from, we not normally have a fly problem.  Must be the strange weather.  This is just typical though cos we is trying to sell our house so it full of flies.  Yummy.

Mummy has a butter chicken in the slow cooker, it does smell yummy.  None of us houndies has had anything to eat today.  Lotty was sick 6 times this morning and me 3 times but Carly none.  Mummy is very puzzled cos we did all eat the same foodies yesterday.  Her think maybe it was the bacon.  Her did buy a cooked bacon joint from the deli counter in Tesco last night for the humans tea but when she carved it up she said UGH I not eating that.  And she gave some of it to us and some to Daddy and threw the rest in the bin but then her found tin foil on the garden this morning so she think Daddy wrapped the left overs in tin foil and maybe me and Lotty got them out the bin bag.  I saying nothing.

On the plus side the bedroom floor needed mopping, landing and stairs carpet needed shampooing and the bedding needed to go in the washing machine.  If it wasn't for us giving her jobs to do Mummy would just sit around doing nothing all day.

Her did go for a shower this morning after her mopped up all the sick and her standing there lathering herself up and shaving her fur off or whatever it is human ladies do in the shower when her comes running out all dripping wet and naked and shouts "What the hell happened?".  And we is all sat on the bed going "Eh?"  And the minihumans comes out of their rooms to see why Mummy running round the house wet and naked and it turns out it was only the minihumans next door jumping on their trampoline and Mummy heard them through the open window and thought someone was being murdered.  So her did dry herself and make the minihumans some beans on toast and put some washing in the machine and hoover the entire house and clean all the bathrooms and pick up all the poo off the garden and jet wash the decking and clean the kitchen... just in case someone wants to come and view the house.

Tomorrow Lotty has to go back to the V E T to have her staples removed.  Then... ooh I has to interrupt myself to tell you something funny... Mummy could hear some very loud very rubbish music outside so she looks out the window and there is some big grey car right outside our house and her is thinking cheeky bleeder, it's a good job we haven't got someone coming to view the house or they'll think it's a public bloody carpark (this is practically her catchphrase at the moment) and turn your music down weirdy man.  Then she realises it's Daddy sat outside in Daddy's big grey car.  SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS MUMMY.

On Sunday the Basset Hound Walkers are meeting up.  We have only been on 2 of their walks in the last year, things keep coming up.  We went to Kilve Beach in October and we went to Savernake Forest in May.  So Mummy would really like to go on this one.  But guess what... the weather forecast is really bad.  So we only going if the weather forecast looks OK on Sunday morning and if Lotty's staples are taken out tomorrow.  This supposed to be a nice walk though, its at Alfreds Tower in Wiltshire and there is a pub stop in the middle.

Mummy ordered something called a comfy cone from Amazon for Carly.  It better be good it was dead expensive.

That's enough waffling on, Daddys music has finished and him just come in.  Ta ra for now

PS Daddy said when we move to our new house he is going to build us a dog flap!  Hurray!