No news is no news. By Bessie

This is stuff what happened recently.  It not necessarily very interesting.

Lotty went to the V E T on Saturday to have her stitches out.  Her was weighed and is down to 14.2 kilos.  It was a different V E T this time, Not Mr Ian or Miss Layla or Mrs Jean or Pony Feet.  Her took Lotty's stitches out and then said Mummy had to be careful not to let her get fat.  Then she said that fat bassets had a coffee table look and then she described me like I was ugly or something.  It's a good job I wasn't there or I would have emptied my anal glands on her crocs.   And Mummy said did she not think Lotty is underweight (she is btw - very) and the V E T said No she thought Lotty was a good shape.  And Mummy said she has lost half a kilo since last week and the V E T said that was nothing to worry about and her was fine.  Mummy think not, her worried about Lotty's weight.  Anyway the V E T did say if her loses any more weight Mummy should bring her back.

There was a man in the waiting room who's doggy had a tick and he wanted someone to take it off.  Him did come and stand right next to Mummy and Mummy was trying to edge Lotty away cos her not want no ticks. And then they saw a 8 week old bull terrier puppy.  They say him was very cute but Mummy was worried cos she thought he was going to fall off the chair and it was making her nervy.

Carly has started scratching again but she can't wear the cone cos Lotty still has it on.  So she is back to wearing T-shirts.  Last night she pulled her T-shirt off and in the morning Mummy said Ooh you is nakey whitty whoo and Carly did look at her with a gormless face and laugh.   We is all sad she's started scratching again, she had been really good for months and her skin was starting to look nice and she didn't smell so bad and Mummy put a few veggies in with her raw meat to try and suddenly she was all scratchy.  It was only potatoes and carrots and it was only for a few days.  She back on plain raw meat again so we got to wait for  her to stop scratching again.  We had almost forgotten how bad she was.

We got Your Dog Magazine yesterday.  Blue is in it this month, him is famous!  That my man that is.

We is stuck inside today, it raining so we can't play out and the people at the back are having a bonfire so we has to keep the windows shut so the smoke doesn't drift in.  It very stuffy.  We has all got a rawhide bone to keep us entertained though, Jefferson did buy them for us!  The minihumans has got another minihuman over to play so they are being loud and annoying like minihumans do when there's more than two of them in the same place.  Actually when there's more than none of them in the same place.

Mummy was going to go down the bank to pay a cheque in til the minihumans told her the bank is closed for refurbishment.  They don't know when it be open again though so Mummy got to keep hold of the cheque now til it opens again.

Oh no the minihumans are playing guitar.  They must be bored.