Things happening soon and things what did already happen. By Bessie.

Our Grandma and Grandad are coming to stay on Friday.  Yay!  They hasn't met Lotty yet.  They is going to think her is insane!  Mummy taking her to agility on Friday so hopefully her will be tired and behave herself.

Tom gets his exam results on Thursday and if he gets a C in English he has enrolment day at College on Friday.  We all has our human fingers and bassety toebones crossed.

Next week we has to go to the appeal panel with the director of education.  Hopefully we get the minihumans into a good school.  Katie minihuman needs to go back to school we does think.

Last night and tonight we did play Come Dine With Me.  For thems what don't know it is a programme where strangers take it in turns to host a dinner party for each other and they score each other and the winner gets £1000.  Well Mummy did make her dinner last night.  Her made... well to be honest it was cheese on toast...she say it not cos it made Pie d'angloys or some poncy cheese and it got roasted red peppers or some poncy vegetables.  And for main course her made pasta bake with cream and mushroom sauce, only her left it in the oven too long and the pasta drinked all the sauce.  And for pudding her did redeem herself with blackberry fool made of the blackberries which grow from the bones of dead pets in the fishy graveyard in the flowerbed.

Her did score 27 out of 30.

The miniumans did make dinner tonight.  They did garlic bread and balsamic dip for starter.  And pasta with tomato and cream sauce and peppers for mains and it was nice and the pasta didn't drink all the sauce.  And for pudding eaten mess what we did name pink slop (in a loving way, cos we does love pink slop) and it was yummy.  And after the humans finished we licked all the pink slop off the plates.

Them did score 28 out of 30.  Mummy and Daddy both give them 10 but Tom was harsh and only gived 8 (him only gave mummy 7).

You would think in the spirit of the game Daddy and Tom would have a go at cooking dinner but that not going to happen.  Anyway we does know what they would make, one of them would make pot noodles and one of them would make beans on toast.  So we does score them 1 each.

Anyway there was no prize cos we is a mean family like that.  But it was fun anyway.