Choosing my sport. By Bessie

I is planning on winning a gold medal at the holympiks so I has been having a little go at every sport.  There is even some sports what I didn't know was holympik sports.  In fact some sports I didn't even know was sports.

I tried:

• Lifting heavy stuff.  Me did get mummy to lift it for me.  Apparently that is cheating.
• Kicking a girl in the head.  Me couldn't reach the girls head and kicked her in the ankle.
• Running fast.  Me is not fast.  Me is a basset.  A fat basset.  
• Playing volleyball while pretending to be at the seaside.  By the time I had put my 6 bikini tops on and my suncream, the game had finished.
• Synchronised drowning.  It is a known medical fact bassets are not built for swimming.
• Shooting a gun.  I was scared and ran off.
• Doing rolypolys with a hulahoop.  Me did like this sport.  This was my second favourite.
• Dancing with a horsey.  This was my favourite sport.  Me going to teach my horsey to hiphop and we is coming back tomorrow to win a gold medal.  If we don't win, we will switch to plan b and do rolypolys with a hulahoop.