Something in the water at Tesco. By Sam

These are the strange sights I saw whilst doing the weekly shop tonight:

A man throwing a multipack of crisps in the air higher and higher each time, dropping it, then looking around to make sure no-one saw.  I looked him right in the eye... and just in case he was in any doubt I nodded.

A girl throwing boxes of cereal from the shelf onto the floor behind her, then turning round and shouting at her dad for moving the trolley.

An old lady who was looking over my shoulder as I was writing this.  So I wrote nosy old bat in the biscuit aisle- as you can see.

Same old ladies husband taking a box of teabags off the shelf in the biscuit aisle and saying these are cheap.  And then when his wife pointed out that a) the shelf label was for custard creams and b) it was the only box of teabags in the entire aisle, he said "oh they must have put them on the wrong shelf then" in a very cross voice.

Lady (I use this term loosely) who thought there was nobody around so did a trump just before a family of 5 rounded the corner, then ran off fast so one of them got the blame.   *coughs* dirty mare I would never do that.