On Sunday evening two bassets came to stay with us. Them names is Bertie and Missy. Them was just staying for one night and Mummy taking them to be rehomed in the morning.
We did all go for a walk together, lots of people looked at us funny cos there so many of us and Daddy said now we really do look mad. When we come home we had our tea and then Mummy brought the futon downstairs from under Katie's bed and made a bed up in the kitchen. We did all get in the bed except Bertie and Missy. They was missing their human parents and was sitting on the door mat whining. Mummy did feel very sad for them cos they not know what's going on so she call them to come and get in bed with her. So we all slept in the big bed together. Missy did like to sleep right next to Mummy so she could have her belly rubbed all night. So I made sure I did sleep on the other side so Mummy could rub my belly too. Bertie did like to lie on Mummys feet.
We did not have the bestest nights sleep cos there was too many people in the bed and Mummy was fidgeting. Then the minihumans upstairs kept getting up and opening and closing doors and Lotty did get up every time and want to go outside.
When Daddy came down in the morning for his breakfast Bertie forgot he had already met him and was barking like mad. So Daddy said him get out the way and him went to work to eat his breakfast. Then all the noise did wake Tom up so him came down too. Bertie didn't bark at Tom though, him thought Tom was his best friend and was doing tricks for him and being lovely. So Mummy and Tom and Bryn got dressed and we all went for a walk. Katie decided to stay in bed cos her is a lazybum.
When we come back from our walk it was time for Mummy to take Bertie and Missy to their new home. I was sad cos I love my Mummy so I give her the special look and she say OK you can come too. So the minihumans did have a big list of instructions and we did all get in the car and go off. Bertie and Missy did sit in the cage and I sat on Bertie's bed next to the cage. It was very comfy. Mummy had to stop at the petrol station and I needed a poo so I stuck my head over her seat and said "Mummy I need the toilet" and her said "I love you too Bessie". DEAF LUGS.
So I did a poo on Bertie's bed. Then Mummy said "oh THAT's what you was telling me. I sorry Bessie" and we did stop and get out so Mummy could clean Bertie's bed. Then she ask me if I need a poo. No I say, I already just did one.
So we did go on our big adventure. We did drive to Leicester on lots of motorways. We did go on the M4, M5, M42, M6, M69 and M1. I was getting a bit bored and thinking this wasn't much of an adventure. Then we did get to the services and Mummy drove in and saw a man with a basset on a lead. So she waved to him and him comed over and luckily for her it was John, the man from Basset Welfare what she was meeting but had forgotted to ask what him looked like or what car him drives, and not some stranger or her would have gotted herself arrested or something.
So we all got out the car to meet John and his basset, Ozzy. Ozzy was very friendly, we did all say hello, then we did go for a little walk round the carpark and Mummy and John was chatting and we all had a good sniff and then Mummy did give Bertie and Missy big kisses and say I loves you and Ozzy a little kiss and say I loves you too but her not give John a kiss or tell him she loves him. I think this was a little rude of Mummy, her needs to work on her social skills. Then we did wave bye bye and we get in the car and we go on another adventure. We go to meet Jefferson! Hurray!
We did drive to Jefferson's house and get out the car and Jeffersonmummeezellen comes to meet us and her is very nice and lovely and pretty and then Jefferson and Alf and Bumble did come to the door and shout hello and I did feel shy and not want to go in but then I smelled cake so I did go in and I meeted the cat, him a nice cat. And I was allowed to sit on the settee and Mummy and Jeffersonmummeezellen and Jeffersondaddeezdarren all drinked tea and ate cake and talked about us and stuff and we dogs did have dentastiks and Jefferson did do rolypolies on the rug and Alf wanted cuddles but then him did not want cuddles and them him wanted cuddles. Mummy did like him very much. Mummy did like everybody very much, them is all a lovely family and we loves to meet our friends and we think Jefferson is very handsome and funny and Bumble is very sweet and tiny and looks just like Lotty and Alf is lovely and not as scary as we thought him would be and we did love Jeffersonmummeezellen and Jeffersondaddeezdarren.
But then it was time to go home and Jeffersonmummeezellen gived me a present and a present for Katie for her birthday and we did take some photos and have cuddles and then we has to get in the car and we did go back over all the motorways except there was even more on the way back cos we did go on the M50 too so we didn't have to pay £6 for the bridge. We did stop at the services on the way home and we went for a little walk then Mummy bought a big mac and her asked for no cheese and when she picked it up it did completely fall apart so now we know why you need cheese in a big mac. And the lettuce was brown. We did share it, it was OK.
When we got home everybody was happy to see us and I shared my presents and we looked at the photos and Mummy sent a message to the lady what is looking after Bertie and Missy to see how they is and they is fine. And then we did go to bed cos we was so tired after our big adventure.
Whoo! Dat bees da biggest adventshure ever! Mudda was waffin hers head off at yous mummy not wistenin to you sayin you needed da poo.Yous mummy bees vewy kind doin da fosterin and yous dadda does what daddas do best,go awong wid it if it makes evewybody else appy.Him bees da good dadda. You did ave da fantastical day,meetin fwiends and dwivin on da motorway and pooin on da bed and eatin da Big Mac.Yous be vewy wucky.Wove you all.xxxxx
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