I did forget to tell you. The other day Mummy was sat on the settee talking on the phone when the man across the road suddenly appeared in his bedroom window STARK NAKED. She did not know where to put her face. CURTAINS PLEASE MISTER!
Anyway Katie has been talking to the people in our street who has a baby basset. His name is Alfred and he is 9 months old. Me not know if Katie did convince them this or if they decided themselves but now they wants a rescue basset too. So we will find them one. They probably not want one of the 6 year olds we have waiting to be rehomed though.
We has had hot weather for 3 days on the run. We is very happy. Horace has been sleeping outside, he likes to sleep under the lavender bush when the weather is warm. We went to the park yesterday, we had a picnic. Then we went for a walk round the lake and saw some baby swans. We not go near them though cos swans is evil. Today we went down our castle. We couldn't go down there all weekend cos there was a VW festival and you had to pay to get in.
We has started on a BARF diet. This means Bones and Raw Food or Biologically Appropriate Raw Food, depending where you read it but it basically means we don't eat manufactured dog food, we has raw food and bones. Well Carly has been on it for about 6 weeks and she has done so well Mummy decided we will all start it. All us dogs that is. So since Friday we have raw chicken with pilchards and raw veggies and we can have raw chicken bones for treats. So far we is all loving it, normally I quite a picky eater, especially on Monday mornings. I don't know why, I just never feel like eating on a Monday morning, so I don't. Mummy did mess up at first cos she wasn't mashing the veggies small enough and they was coming out in big lumps at the other end. Haha.
Well this morning was going to be the big test. Mummy started preparing the foodies and I was jumping and barking with Lotty and Carly for my breakfast. And then I wolfed it down, I loved it. RESULT! Monday morning foodies is good!
Oh yous poor mudda! fancy dat wudie man showin hims cwown zewels at da window in all der glory! Me will knit him da willy warmer at da next knit and natter gwoup.Mudda bees goin to wook into da barf diet cos me new puppy sister Mabel bees on it.Da bweeders does use it on all der doggies (dey as 5)and dey do swear by it.Not da f$%* kind of swear,dey nice peoples but you knows what I's means.Mabel does come to wiv wid us on August 4th and me and Wuby bees vewy hexcited.Mudda says Wuby will be Gwanny Boobs and will pwobably give da puppy da good hidin for bein a cheeky young whippersnapper so she goin to keep a close eye on da situashon.
ReplyDeleteAve da nice day and keep on wid da blaggin cos we does enzoy weadin yous news. Wots of wove Tigyman and Wuby Boobs. :-)
we is loving the barf. you should definitely try it
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