Put some clothes on. by Bessie

Every night when we do go for our bedtime walk we walk past this one house where a lady is standing on the doorstep in her jammies watching her elderly dog having a poo on the front lawn.  I think the dog might be deaf and blind cos we always say hello but he always ignores us.

Anyway every time we walk past mummy smiles at the lady and gets a dirty look back.  We don't know her, so we can't have offended her.  Last night she was wearing a old lady dressing gown just like the one nanny wears.  Mummy smiled, like she always does and got a dirty look back, like she always does.  As we walked off down the road she came right out onto the street and was standing on the pavement with her arms crossed glowering at us as we walked down the road.

We has thought about this and realised that this lady must own the road.  We didn't know this.  We is going to try and be very polite to this lady cos she must be very rich to own the road.