Daddy's lady helmet by Bessie

When daddy was choosing cycle helmets, the others wandered off to look at more interesting stuff, they didn't find it, they were in Halfords.  When they came back he had this on his head.

"What the hell.." shouted Mummy
"I think I'll get this one" said Daddy
"It's a ladies helmet" said Mummy
"No it's not" said Daddy
"It's sparkly lilac and it says Bella on it" said Mummy

At that point Daddy got cross and they left.  As they were leaving Tom asked Daddy "how can you expect the children to wear their helmets when you won't wear one?"
"I'll just take my bike back to the shop", muttered Daddy.
Yes he was sulking cos he wasn't allowed to buy a ladies helmet.

Luckily he did get one, in Tesco and it wasn't lilac...or pink... or sparkly.