The colour purple. By Bessie

well it has rained like every day for the last week so we has not been out much.

It was Bryn minihuman's birthday on Friday.  He had to go to school on his birthday which he wasn't impressed with but then the humans went to the beefeater for tea.  We wasn't invited cos apparently we would be a nuisance in the beefeater.

We had some more people come to view our house on Saturday.  Them did say they loved it and they had sold their house and they had to go and view 2 more houses but they didn't even want to go to them cos they loved our house so much.  So we is all excited and we think this is it, we is going to sell our house.  And the minihumans wanted to go into town so they could spend Bryn's birthday money but the big humans say we stay home and wait for the estate agent to call.  But then the minihumans had a massive sulk so the big humans compromised and said they could go to town on Sunday and somehow mummy got conned into agreeing to go to Burger King AND Starbucks.

Anyway the estate agent didn't phone and the humans went to town to spend the birthday money.  Katie wanted to give Bryn a make over so she took him to the hairdressers and got him a Justin Bieber haircut and then they went to Superdry and bought a hoody with his birthday money.

And then mummy was choosing a top for Grandad's birthday meal when the estate agent phoned and said the people had put an offer in on a different house.  Then mummy was sad, and a bit cross and she put the top back what she'd picked and went and sat on a bench and sulked.  Then they went to Starbucks but that didn't make mummy happy either so they came home and cuddled us instead.

On Monday it was Grandad's 80th birthday.  The humans was going to Grandad's birthday meal at Uncle Nick's house in Barkingshire.  So the big humans took us for a "long" walk first.  Except it was raining very much and I didn't want to go for a walk.  So when we got to the point where we could either turn round and come home or carry on to the castle I sat down.  Daddy wanted to carry on, mummy wanted to go home and I wanted to sit down and wait for daddy to either carry me or go and get the car.  In the end mummy won and we walked home.  But I was mostly dragged.

Then the humans went out and left us and Aunty Sally came in after it had stopped raining and took us for another walk.  When the humans got back it was bedtime so we had a quick run round the garden and shouted at the cat for a bit then went to bed and had cuddles.

On Tuesday we had more people come to view the house.  mummy has given up being optimistic so when we come back from our walk and asked how it went her said it was ok and that was all.  It was flooded down the castle and I found an underwater horsey poo to roll in.  This was very fun til we got home and I had to have a bath in the garden.  But then afterwards mummy wrapped me in a pink towel and cuddled me like a baby and she said I smelled lovely of purple shampoo and my fur was soft so I got lots of cuddles so maybe baths isn't too bad after all.