Thursday, 4 October 2012

Bring back the naughty rhymes. By Bessie

Me can't help but notice that modern day minihumans don't know any of the good naughty rhymes.  So me has made it my duty to teach my minihumans as many naughty rhymes as I can:

Milk milk
Lemonade
Round the corner
Chocolate's made

Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy
Til he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's only 5 foot 4

Me Aunty Mary
Had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted
It departed
To a round of applause

Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your boobs hang low?

Beans beans are good for your heart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the better you feel
Why don't you eat beans with every meal

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was quite silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by it's willy

Willy was a watchdog
Sitting on the grass
Along came a bumblebee and stung him on the ass

Jingle bells batman smells
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On a motorway

Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch the postman a letter
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So they did it without
It was better

(From Alice)
Campbell's soup makes you poop
Down your leg and in your boot
Out your boot and on the floor
That's what Campbell's soup is for

3 comments:

  1. My cat taught me this :O

    Mary had a little lamb
    She tied it to a pylon
    10 thousand volts went up its bum
    And turned its wool to nylon

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  2. My other cat taught me this

    Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
    Eating her curds and whey
    There came a big spider that sat down beside her
    So she ate that as well

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  3. haha your cats are very naughty Miss Janette

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