Bessie does science. By Bessie

Me has been doing some scientific experiments to find things out.  This is what I has discovered today:

Hottest Substance in the world:
The buckle of my collar when it has been on the radiator

Coldest substance in the world:
A bassets nose when it touches the bit of skin between the bottom of a t-shirt and the top of your jeans (according to Mummy)

Fastest cooling substance in the world:
Toast

Slowest cooling substance in the world:
A scrambled egg when I is waiting for my dinner

Fastest heating substance in the world:
A metal spoon what has been used to stir pasta

Slowest heating substance in the world:
Scrambled egg when I is waiting for my dinner

Hardest substance in the world:
Dried on weetabix

Softest substance in the world:
The fur just under my ear

Stickiest substance in the world:
The glue strips what they use to glue credit cards to letters (or a bogie)

Least sticky substance in the world:
A plaster

Nicest smell in the world:
Sardines

Nastiest smell in the world:
One of them trumps Lotty does just before she goes out for a poo or the poo bin down the castle

Most easily scratched substance in the world:
The paint on Mummy's car just under the boot

Most easily ripped substance in the world:
Whatever they make ladies tights out of

Loudest noise in the world:
Carly snoring when she's wearing a cone

Quietest noise in the world:
Mummy shouting tidy your room (it must be cos nobody ever hears it)