Professor D-Ream never did show us Uranus. By Bessie

the estate agent phones yesterday, her never mentions the complete cock up with the people on Sunday but someone else wants to come and view the house on Friday.  Mummy said they can come but only if the estate agent comes to show them round cos Mummy home alone so her needs to take us doggies out.  So Mr Geoff the estate agent is coming.  Mummy not know how this is going to work.  Her never done a viewing when there been no-one to help with us.

Last night we watched the astronomy programme with Mummy's boyfriend in it, Professor D-Ream.  Her was a bit embarrassing and spent most of it making lewd comments.  Me notice lots of you human ladies on the facebum was doing the same thing tut tut. You should all be ashamed of youselves.  Poor Professor D-Ream, I bet him feels violated with all your jokes about seeing the dark side of his moon.  Anyway things what we learned off this programme was:
- Nanny might be right about Brian May and James May, them do look very similar.
- If we put our dining table on Mars we could see it with a telescope (possibly a stronger telescope than the one in Bryn's room).  But Mummy might be cross when she tries to put the dinner out and the table is on Mars.
- Scientists haven't discovered them yet but there could me methane based life forms somewhere.  Ahem, allow me to introduce you to my sister Lotty.  Parp.  Ooh and cows, them is methane based life forms too.

We found a new house we want to buy.  It probably will be sold before we get round to buying it though, it for sale at £285,000 but we looked at the history on Zoopla and it was for sale in 2010 for £575,000.  So some developer will probably buy it and do it up.  Me not blame them, it a bootiful house, least it could be, it a bit fallen to bits at the moment.

UPDATE:  So Mummy phones the estate agent to go and view the house and the girl says you can only view it if you're a cash buyer and that the house in unmortgageable...whatever that means.