Coco the clown gets a telling off. By Bessie

So Daddy came home at 4 o'clock on Friday.  The minihumans made a snowman.  We went for a walk in the snow when Daddy came home and then we didn't go anywhere but in the garden for the rest of the weekend.  It was too cold and too icy and Mummy not want one of us to fall and hurt ourselves.

Today all the schools was open again so Daddy took everyone to school and we stayed home with Mummy cos it was her day off.  We went for a little walk, then Mummy rubbed our feeties and our cold tummies and we had a sleep while she wrote some of her book.  Her up to 72000 words now.  Her not sure whether they good words or not but her is enjoying writing it and it keeping her out of mischief.

Mummy went to pick the minihumans up from school and go to Tesco to get some foodies.  There was trolleys all over the place, it look like the trolley collectors was on strike or something.  Them went inside and Mummy want to go in the clothes department to find some wellies for Tom cos him the only human in the family without any.  But them not got any mens wellies.  Then when they is walking through to the foodies Katie says that she needs to give Mummy a makeover and make Mummy dress like someone her own age.  Mummy say "You want to dress me like a granny?"  And Katie say, "No, people your age are fashionable these days".  Then her goes round the shop picking up clothes and Mummy saying no no no don't like it yuck eugh are you joking?  Katie says will she at least buy some jeans?  And Mummy say what wrong with what she wearing?  Katie look her up and down and sigh.  She say "What ARE you wearing?  What is this?  What's with the tights?  You look like a clown."  Mummy very offended but her agrees on one pair of jeans but not the beige top and cardigan.

Then them bought some foodies and come home and made fajitas for tea.  We houndy girls didn't have fajitas.  Me and Lotty had kibble, sardines and gravy.  Carly had meat, tatties and sardines.