On Monday Mummy and Daddy had a day off work so they took the minihumans to school and college and then Daddy went to get his eyes tested and Mummy went to buy some food for us. her bought a bag of Senior food for me cos it said it is for dogs who is watching their weight and some puppy food for Lotty cos it said it for dogs who needs to put weight on.
Then Daddy spent an hour trying every pair of glasses on in the shop with Mummy laughing and saying he looks like Inspector Gadget/ Eric Morecambe/ a big eejit. In the end him got cross and said he would get the minihumans to help him choose after school.
Then they come home and we all went for a nice walk. We met a weimeramer called Blue. It wasn't my Blue though cos him was fat and my Blue wasn't fat.
Carly saw a squirrel and she chased it but it went up a tree so she sat at the bottom of the tree and waited and in the end Daddy had to climb through all the brambles and drag her away.
Then Daddy took Mummy out for lunch and them was discussing how worried they was about Lotty and what if there was something wrong with her. After lunch they went to look at the big fancy showhomes in the next village and the sales lady was obviously very bored cos she offered to show them round all the empty houses in the road so of course, being nosy, they did go for a look. The first one was lovely. It was all finished and ready to move in. Someone had chosen all the fittings and paid for extra stuff but then hadn't bought it in the end. Mummy said they had very good taste cos she really liked what they had picked. The only thing they didn't like was the garden was small and all the front windows looked right into someone elses house.
The second one wasn't finished yet and it had no stair rails or proper walls or anything and the garden backed onto a 12ft barbed wire fence. Daddy said "is that staying?" and the lady said yes cos it's the MOD land behind. Mummy and Daddy was not impressed.
The last house was smaller than our house and £100k more expensive. Them was not impressed with that either. So they came home to see us.
Then them took Lotty to be weighed and it turns out the scales at Pets at Home was broke cos she is actually 14.6kg. HURRAY! There nothing wrong with her! She still needs to put on at least 4 kilos but she is healthy. We is all so relieved.
Then them picked the minihumans up from school and went to choose Daddy's glasses but the minihumans was tired and grouchy and Mummy had a migraine so she took a really strong tablet that made her silly and sleepy so Daddy had to choose by himself. Then them came home and we had tea and watched telly.
Dis bees da gweat news bout Lotty.Stoopid Pets at Home scales,dem did cause all dat wowwy and stwess for noffin! We does bees vewy welieved dat she bees ok cos we does know bout all da wowwy you as ad wid da bootiful Carly *swoons*.Is Carly's skin any betterer wid da new diet? Me does hope so but me does wove her anyway cos she has da booty and da bwains and me is da vewy wucky boy to be able to call hers mine girlfwiend. :-)
ReplyDeleteDid yous dadda make da good choice wid hims gwasses? Me does hope Ms Sam bees ok widout hers medicashuns and hope hers naughty aches don't come back in hers head.Wove you all,fwom Tigyman and gang. :-) xxxxx
Carly lost too much weight on her meat diet so her back on kibble. We got gluten free kibble to be better for her skin. Her still itchy but not as bad as before.
ReplyDeleteDaddy not picked hims new glasses up yet so we not know if we going to like them. We does hope so xx