Sick sick more sick and poo. By Bessie

Me and Lotty has been very poorly.  Lotty started being sick in the middle of the night on Friday.  Her was sick all over the bedroom floor three times and when Daddy went in the bathroom to get some paper to clean it up she followed him in and sicked all over the bathroom floor (Mummy said she wanted him to hold her ears while she sicked in the toilet).  Then after they cleaned all the sick up she was just pacing round the room all night and they kept taking her out to the toilet but her just came back inside then wanted to pace again.  Then she did two wees and a poo on the bedroom floor.  Mummy didn't get a wink of sleep all night cos she was listening to Lotty and taking her outside every half an hour.

She must have eaten something at agility training or something cos that was the only place she had been.  She's always rifling through the bark looking for something and there's loads of dogs and horses been there before her.

Saturday afternoon we had a viewing so the humans spended all day cleaning the house.   Mummy gave Lotty a little bit of kibble for breakfast but she sicked it up all over the decking and Daddy had to hose it down.  When the people came to view the house we had duvets and bedding all hanging up all over the house and a bazillion candles and air fresheners to disguise the smell of sick.  The minihumans took me and Bessie for a walk half an hour before the people came.  Mummy said Carly could stay so she could blame the funny smell on her but she didn't want people knowing three dogs live here.  Only as they opened the front door and was walking up the path a car drove past really slowly with people peering at the house.

"THEY'RE HERE!"  Daddy shouted.  "NO WAY" said Mummy,"it's too early".  So she did rush round trying to hoover the dog hair up and hide all the washing but then they did knock on the door and Mummy and Daddy had to show them round the (slightly) messy house.  The lady did say at one point that her daughter had loads of dogs so me think that was her saying yes I did see all your stinking houndies.

Anyway they probably hated the house.  Everyone else seems to. *sulks*

After they gone we come back from our walk and we went upstairs to have a nap and Mummy heard retching and checked but Lotty was asleep and she thought it was OK but then I did sick all over the clean on duvet.  So her pulled it off and put it back in the washing machine.  Then I did sick all over the kitchen, then I went outside and sicked all over the decking twice, then I sicked on my bed and at the same time Lotty started being sick by the front door but ran right through the house so there was a trail of sick all the way through.  Daddy and Katie was eating icecream from the icecream van so Mummy had to clean it all up herself.

We wasn't allowed any tea and Carly didn't have any either just in case she was about to start sicking too.  And we wasn't allowed to go upstairs or in the lounge cos Daddy said we would sick on the new carpet.  So Mummy spent the entire evening sat in the kitchen with us listening to everyone else watching dr who and x factor in the other room.  Her was not happy.  Then her did have a migraine from not sleeping the night before so she went to bed early and we was left in the kitchen.  We have never been left alone.  We was not happy.  We did bark and howl and bark and bark and bark but them did not give in like they normally do.  And we spent the WHOLE night on our own in the kitchen.

Mummy came down at 7am and she said we was very good girls because we had not weed or pooed and there was only one teeny sick on my bed so she put my bed - what she had already washed once - in the washing machine and we went outside for a wee.  Then Mummy went and woke Daddy up and said if we get up early we can have a nice day out.  Him said "mmm good idea" then he went back to sleep.  So her pulled the duvet off him and dragged him out of bed.  Then her went into the minihumans and said who wants to climb a mountain?  Of course the two biggest minihumans said no way but miniesthuman said yes so we did get in the car and go for a drive to find a mountain to climb.  I was sick in the car once so the humans did stop and clean it up.

When we did get to the mountains they was all very high and it looked cold at the top so we decided not to climb a mountain after all.  So we went to a country park in the Brecon Beacons instead and went for a nice walk.  We was walking through the woods when we heard a big deep WOOF.  "I know that noise" said Mummy and we did all stop and sniff the air.  Then we walked for a bit and we saw a boy basset.  "AHA" said Mummy "we heard you coming".  So we went over for a chat, like you do, then we did go back to the car and comed home.