On Tuesday Mummy went to work and the minihumans stayed home and we went down the village and got Mummy's tablets from the chemist and took miniesthuman for a haircut. Then Mummy took the minihumans to see their new school and then she took miniesthuman to his friends house for his birthday sleepover. Then Mummy and Daddy cleaned the house cos someone was coming to view it on Wednesday.
On Wednesday Mummy was in work again so the minihumans hoovered the house and hid all our beds and sprayed smelly spray round the place in case the people coming to view the house don't like our houndy smell. Then Aunty Sally brought miniesthuman home from his sleepover. Then we did go for a walk and Katie let the estate agent in and then he showed the people round and our humans didn't even see them. Then after the people had gone we came home and we did have a sleep.
On Thursday the lady phoned from the estate agent to say the people didn't like the style or layout of our house. We think that is a stupid and mean thing to say. They could have worked that out before they came to see it. We think the person had no intention of buying our house, we think she is someone who is selling her own house and wanted to check out the competition and make us feel bad cos our house is horrid.
On Friday Lotty went to agility training and she was dead good at it and went on the very high beam and through the floppy tunnel and the weave poles and over all the jumps and she got snossijs for treats. When they came home we all got to share the rest of the snossijs. Then the humans went out to buy school uniform. But they did not do very well. First of all Katie said she knew where the school uniform shop was but she didn't really and them did get very lost and them stopped to check the address on Mummys phone but her phone is a bit broke and she couldn't get any signal. So they drived round a bit more and just when Mummy was saying they has to give up and go home then Katie shouted THERE IT IS and they was driving past the shop. So they did drive round the block a few times looking for somewhere to park and then they went to the shop and it was nice and quiet and there was only one other customer and Mummy asked for the uniform but the shop only had girls tops left and they said they wasn't getting the boys in til next Friday. Mummy said but school starts on Tuesday so the girl said they would have to try the other school uniform shop in town. Then Mummy said have you got the next size up? And they did, they had one left but then this other woman picked it up and Mummy could have argued with her but her boy might be in minihumans class so Mummy left and they went into town.
When they got to the uniform shop in town there was so many people in there that you actually couldn't move so my humans joined the queue and waited for EVER. Then Mummy asked for the uniform but they didn't have any either and they said it was due next week but she didn't know what day so Mummy paid for it and they said they would ring. So miniesthuman will be starting school without his full uniform. *sighs*
Then they went to buy pencil cases and pens and white trainers but they couldn't find any so they went back to the car and realised they had accidentally parked in the only car park in town that charges so Mummy had to pay £3.50 to get out and then they went to Asda and they didn't have anything either so they went to TK Maxx and they found some white trainers. Hurray for TK Maxx. Then they went to Tesco and found pencil cases and new look for a school bag, only they didn't have the one Katie wanted so she got a different one instead.
Then Daddy and Tom came home from work and College and looked after us. In the meantime the other humans went to the opticians. Them do all need new glasses. Them picked their new glasses and they came home and we had tea.
On Saturday Daddy painted all the doorframes cos Carly bashed them all up with her cone and Mummy and Tom took us for a walk and the minihumans went round to their friends house for the day.
Today, Sunday, we went to the basset club fun day. We had a great time. We had a go on the agility and we entered the fun dog show. Carly came 4th in Miss World. Lotty and Bryn came 2nd in 6 legs and the sausage race and we won the fancy dress.
And Lotty stole Kristen's hotdog so Mummy bought her a new one. And we got to eat loads of snossijs and bonios but we was good and we didn't sick in the car.
Mudda does say she does wemember dem days of buyin da school ooniform for me hooman sister.She did only ave her to buy for but she does wemember da twailin awound wookin for all da wight stuff.Dat picshure bees bootiful of yous all dwessed up as da spicy girls,you did vewy well but me still bees miffed dat Carly only did get picked as number 4 in da Miss World.4th bees better dan wast but me finks da zudges must be vewy short sighted.She bees my number 1 in my world so me does blow da great big slobbery waspberries to da zudges. :-)
ReplyDeleteCarly very pleased with 4th. There was 51 bassets there that day and some of them were proper show dogs standing there with their noses and tails up so carly did very well considering she would only show the judge her bottom haha
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