I'm not feeling hormonal or anything but SHUT UP. By Sam

A list of things that made me cross in work today.  In no particular order:

1.     Everyone in work always leaving the toilet seat up.  I don't want to look at and definitely not touch the dirty rim.  I don't even want to say the word rim.  It makes me shudder.

2.     Having to get up and shut the door to the warehouse so many times I kept a tally in the end.  I got up 13 times between 8.30 and 2pm to shut the door.  The door should stay closed to keep the dust out of the office.  Why am I the only person who understands this?

3.     Trying to go to the toilet 3 times and finding someone else in there each time.

4.     Being laughed at when I said NO I haven't got time to do my own job because I'm too busy doing everyone elses.  IT WASN'T A JOKE.

5.     Having to rip the lid of my microwave dinner off with a fork because the easy peel lid didn't come off.

6.    Chicken Supreme being too sloppy and sliding off the plate.

7.     Sellotape going all weird and not fitting on the dispenser so I have to take it off the dispenser and cut it with my teeth.

8.     Going upstairs to my quiet place for a bit of peace and finding 3 chocolate eclair wrappers, an empty packet of space raiders and an empty bottle of chocolate milkshake on my desk.

9.     Being followed upstairs to my quiet place to be given a phone message that wasn't important enough to interrupt me and having to get up and close the door afterwards (see No.2)