At dinner last night the humans were discussing what the future of the planet will be like left in the hands of this generation of teenagers. It started, well actually I can't remember quite how it started. You know what these things are like, but at some point Mummy said her mother's generation worked so hard for equality and this generation of teenage girls are throwing it all back in their faces. Which then moved onto a conversation about what the world will be like in the future. The following predictions may or may not come true:
In the future there will be no police force as everyone will be too scared to be a grass. Crimewatch and the news will be there just to show us how great criminals are. For example, "Aya welcome to the news blud innit. Some geezer robbed the crown jewels. Sweeeet."
Everyone will swear during conversation at all times. Including characters in childrens tv shows. Like the telly-f-in-tubbies.
There will be no road signs or traffic lights, if you want to go, you go.
The 150 year old Queen will still be going. It will be acceptable for the royal reporter to refer to her as "banging" or "smoking hot".
School uniform will consist of a crop top and micro shorts. That's for the boys and girls.
Oh I just remembered how the conversation started. Katie said that the lower the year group in school the less clothes the girls had worn on the school trip to the theme park. Her year, year ten, wore shorts with leggings or tights underneath and cardigans. The year nines wore shorts and t-shirts. The year eights wore shorts and crop tops and the year sevens came in their bikinis (or something).
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