Spotted in Tesco.

Spotted in Tesco today:
Two elderly women having a debate about how to use a door mat.
A couple parked across a pedestrian crossing in their stupid monster truck so they can put their tiny baby into a tiny baby trolley.   What about all the other tiny babies that could get run over as a result of your pointlessly large car thing blocking the crossing?
A man who was the spitting image of Mr angry pants from that cbbc programme about Nev the bear.
A woman bending over to look at flowers showing everything inside her vest.  Literally everything.  She may as well have been naked from the waist up.
An entire family in beach wear.  Newport is not a holiday town.   Granted its a coastal town but coastal and seaside does not mean the same thing.   Also they were just stood there in the frozen potato products aisle in their swimwear. I wanted some hash browns but I didn't want to have to brush against naked flesh.
A little kid with measles.  Nobody wants your spots.  Go home.