The stork rides a bike. By Bessie

Today Mummy, Katie and me went to the doggy dentist.  On the way we passed a stork carrying a baby in it's mouth riding a bicycle.   When we told Tom later what we saw him didn't believe us.  But we really did.   Mummy kept laughing all day the more she thought about it.  She say why did the stork be riding the bike in full fancy dress costume?

Anyway then we go to the doggy dentist (aka the V E T).  This is what me can report from the V E T:

1. I am 6. Not eleventyseven like Mummy tells everyone.2. I does not have an ear infection. Just dirty ears.3. I is 24.5kg precisely.4. I is fat. Parrently. Now I is on a diet.5. I is having a Hannahs-pathetic on Tuesday so them can clean my teefies.6. I does not need any teefies pulling out cos they is all nice teefies.7. I has a heart murmour.

Then we went to Pets at Home and I wanted to do a wee under the tree like I always do but all the grass has died so me just did my wee on the pavement.  Then we picked some nice food what taste good but not make me fat.  We got some soft food too in case my mouth is sore on Tuesday.Then we come home and Mummy made two chikin casseroles.  She made one with veggies in for the humans and one what was just chikin for us houndies.

Tomorrow we is going to Inca and Rufus's house.  Me will tell you all about it when me gets back.