Thanks Outlook. Now I'll go and cry. By Bessie

Mummy said from now on she will answer to the following names:   Anne, Sharon, Sarah, Sara, Sandwich and Salmon.   But not Sam...and definitely not Samantha.  

Also she would like to know who gave the PPI man her mobile number so she was forced to have this inane conversation:

PPI man:      "Hello Madam, have you claimed your PPI back yet?"
Mummy:       "My what?"
PPI man:      "Your PPI.  Have you claimed it back yet?"
Mummy:      "I'm not owed any"
PPI man:      "Oh you must be"
Mummy:      "No I mustn't"
PPI man:      "You must.  Everybody is"
Mummy:      "Not me.  I don't take out loans.  Good day"

AND FINALLY:    Do you think Outlook express is being sarcastic when it sends you this message?:


Hi. This is the qmail-send program at apm-internet.net.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.


I feel like I just got dumped.  WAHHH