CAKE! I like a bit of cake. By Bessie

After tea yesterday Mummy says who wants cake so all the humans say they want cake so her cuts the cake into four and passes the plates to everyone.  Only her didn't measure it very well and her accidentally give littlest minihuman the biggest slice.  Well, you'd have thought her had committed a genocide the fuss the other minihumans made.  Them was pouting and huffing and puffing and Mummy say "Oh I'm SO sorry your cake wasn't quite as big as Bryn's cake.  Would you like my cake instead?"  (Mummy didn't have any cake).  Then Daddy do laugh at the minihumans and him say that at least Bryn was enjoying his cake.  And the other minihumans say that a stupid argument and Tom say it a shame Hitler was such a bad man but at least him had fun while he was invading Poland.  Then Katie say Bryn not got much to say and Bryn say "Why would I complain, I got the biggest piece".  And Mummy and Daddy laugh and say that the quote of the day.

Then them was arguing about who made the big mess in the bathroom what Mummy had to clean up.  All the minihumans was blaming each other and Tom say it couldn't possibly be him cos him didn't even get up til 12 o'clock.  And Daddy say no, that was the quote of the day.

This morning we took the minihumans to school then went to get petrol.  We seen a man driving through Tesco car park, stop, lean out the window and spray windowleen on the windscreen.  Then we seen a grubby looking woman asking if they sell dry shampoo in the petrol station.   Them didn't.  Anyway, I think her had gone beyond dry shampoo what does say on the can "for between washes".  BETWEEN WASHES NOT INSTEAD OF WASHES.

Anyway me was thinking if they do a bacon scented dry shampoo I could use that instead of having so many baffs.