Carly runs away with the circus this time. By Bessie

Yesterday Mummy says we should all go out for the day but Daddy asks her if she looked out the window yet and her looks and it is tipping it down.  Well we houndies don't want to go out in the rain so we do our wees in the garden and go back to bed.  So Mummy, Daddy and Bryn go out to Maplins to buy something for the telly.  I not know what, something manly.  When them get there Daddy is standing staring at the boring things for ages and Mummy keep asking him to hurry up but him say if he hurries up he will pick the wrong thing.  So anyway eventually like ten seconds before the shops shut him buys something and then they go to look at the kitchens and bathrooms in this posh shop.  The kitchens was all too fancy, not what them was looking for at all.  But them had some nice bathrooms.  Except this one where there were two toilets sat next to each other.  Mummy says the family that poo together stay together and her gets Bryn to take a photo of them pretending to poo together.  But them is having trouble trying to get the facial expression right for constipated but in love.  Then them left before they got thrown out and went to KFC.

Today we went out in the car.  First we went to Pets at Home.  We bought some pleccy food for Jedediah and Moss and we all was allowed to choose a crocodile chew.

Then we was going to go to Tredegar Park and Mummy asked Bryn if he had his gloves and he said he forgot them.  So us houndies and Bryn waited in the car and she went in TK Maxx and Next Clearance to see if they had any gloves but them both had summer stock in already.  In February.  It was 4c and sleeting.

Then they went to Asda and Mummy got Bryn a pair of gloves.  It was either Phineas and Ferb gloves with matching hat and scarf or mens gloves, so she got the mens gloves.  Then she got a tortilla wrap each for her and Bryns lunch and some milk.

Then we went to Tredegar Park.  We was walking round and Mummy and Bryn was eating their wraps and drinking their milk.  Then Katie phoned and asked Mummy what she wanted and Mummy said nothing and Katie said her had a missed call and Mummy said her phone was in her pocket and it not phoned anyone.  Anyway then Katie ask if her can stay one more night.  I think her has officially moved out now.  We hasn't seen her since Thursday morning and it now Monday afternoon.

Then a minute later the phone rang again and Mummy thinking what now but it the estate agent saying the people what viewed our house had an offer.  But the offer was too low so Mummy say no.  Anyway them never phoned back so they mustn't have a better one.

Then Carly ran off.  Her never runs off, her never leaves Mummy's side but her must have seen a skiwwel or something cos her was off.  Her was missing for 10 minutes.  This not a very long time but it felt like forever. Mummy was frantic, her was running and shouting and then eventually she seen Carly standing in the bushes a few hundred yards away and she shout her and Carly come running.  Then cos Carly had spoiled all the fun we had to go on leads and we went back to the car.

Then we come home and ate our crocodile chews and had a sleep before tea.