Daddy runs away with the circus. By Bessie

Monday

Daddy going on a training course for work in Manchester tomorrow so he leaves straight from work and goes to the hotel.  We went for a walk with Mummy then she went to get the minihumans from school then they had to wait an hour for Tom to finish college so they went window shopping.  Them didn't come back with any windows though.  We already had windows.  Then them picked Tom up and Mummy says him needs a haircut so them go to the hairdressers and has a haircut and then them comes home and we all has tea.  The humans has pasta bake.  After tea we watches some stuff on telly that Daddy would probably hate then Daddy phones and says him just got there and him going to have his tea.  Then Katie comes and sleeps in Daddy's spot in the bed and we cuddle with her.

Tuesday

The humans has pittas with chicken burgers and chips for tea.  We watches telly.  Katie sleeps in Daddy's spot again.  Daddy phones and says him had lamb and eight chips for his tea and it cos £16.50.  Mummy is disgusted.

Wednesday

The humans has supernoodles for their tea.  Them eats them out of them plastic bowls what you get microwaveable sponge puddings in.  Mummy says her is seeing how long she can go without turning the dishwasher on.  What this really means is she doesn't know how to turn the dishwasher on.  Daddy goes to Nanny and Grandads after hims course is finished.  Him phones and tells us the course was rubbish and the food in the hotel was expensive.  Mummy tells Daddy them had Chinese for tea.  Supernoodles is not Chinese.  I bet Daddy thinks them had a proper Chinese takeaway.  Katie does sleep in Daddy's spot again.  We does like Katie, her is small and doesn't make any noise when she's sleeping.

Thursday

The minihumans has a teacher training day tomorrow so their school is closed so Katie sleeping over at her friends house tonight.  The estate agent phones and asks if someone can come and view the house tomorrow afternoon.  Then her phones back and says them is one of the people what came in the summer coming for a second viewing.  Mummy can't remember anybody coming in the summer who was interested enough to come back.  So her looks back on here to see if she wrote anything on the date she said and it says the people who came that day said they didn't like the style or layout.  So we doesn't know why them is coming back.  Maybe them forgot and will walk in and say oh yes we hated this one.   Mummy goes to get her prescription....finally.    We get a £10 voucher of McCains and a letter saying them don't know how the piece of rubber got into the wedge cos it wasn't off any of their machinery.  Hmmm likely story.   Mummy, Tom and Bryn has omelette and baked tatties for tea.  We does too cos we likes that.  Mummy and Tom work out how to put the dishwasher on.  It a good job really cos them had their dinner off side plates and eated it with dessert forks and drank their squash in sherry glasses.  Mummy think her is going to get the best nights sleep ever cos there just her and us doggies in the bed but her realises her doesn't like sleeping with no other humans and her is awake most of the night, fidgeting and annoying us.  Mummy did text Daddy to tell him about the viewing but him doesn't phone us tonight.

Friday

Mummy and Bryn take Tom to work then them come home and clean and tidy ready for the viewing.  Them makes the house extra specially nice, them thinks.   Mr Geoff, the estate agent is coming to show them round so just before them comes us doggies and Bryn goes in the back garden so Mummy can hoover the hair off the hall floor.  Then Mummy waits for Mr Geoff so her can tell him we is all going for a walk but him is late so Bryn has to take us round the corner all on his own and wait for Mummy.  Then Mr Geoff turns up at the same time as the people so Mummy not got no chance to tell him about us so her has to hang around the house while the peoples look round.  Then it starts to rain so Mummy texts Aunty Sally to see if us and Bryn can go in her garden and her says yes so Mummy tells Mr Geoff her will be one minute and her runs down the street and tells Bryn but him says him will take us for a walk round the block instead.  Then Mummy comes back and tells Mr Geoff a big lie about how her neighbour had locked themself out and her had the spare key.  Her think it make the people think we is all nice neighbours to each other.  Then the people is telling Mr Geoff how them first come to see our house on the same day them saw their dream house.  So them didn't like it cos them loved their dream house.  So when their house was sold them was going to buy the dream house but then it all went wrong and now them has nowhere to live and is sleeping on a friends settee.  Anyway we does not think them will buy our house cos them really wants to live in the village where their dream house is.  We does not like this village but me not say what the village is cos me knows that me has some readers what hates us but uses this blog to spy on us (Why does you do that?  It can't possibly be of any interest to you, you strange peoples.  If you wants to spy on us, why don't you peer in through our windows like a normal stalker?)  Anyway, back to the point, some of them people live there and them is the kind of people what takes everything personally.  We does actually feel very sorry for the peoples what come to view our house (even if them does want to live in a weird village) cos we would be heartbreaked if we was going to buy our dream house and it all went wrong.

After the peoples has gone, Bryn and us does come home and we dry off and then we all goes to get Tom from work.  Then we comes home and has tea.  The humans has cheese toasties.  The estate agent doesn't phone to say the people want to buy the house and Daddy doesn't phone again.  We does think maybe him has run away with the circus.  Him has actually gone to stay with his friends tonight.  Them does live on a mountain so him probably got no phone signal.

Saturday

We all has a really good nights sleep.  Mummy sleeped right through.  This might have been because we did too and we not needed to get up and go toilet once.  Not even Lotty.  Her wakes up and 10.20 and her looks at the clock and says the estate agent not phoned yet then.  And then at that exact moment the phone rings but it only Bryn's friends Grandma asking if him wants to come over.  So Mummy goes to wake him up and him does want to go over.  Then Mummy making breakfast and Tom come down and Mummy says the estate agent not phoned yet and that exact moment the phone rings again!  But it Daddy.  Him finally remembered where him lives.  Him says it taked him two hours to get from hims friends house to the main road cos the snow so deep him had to dig hims way out.  And him couldn't phone cos him got no phone signal.  Anyway him say once him got to the main road there was no snow so him on his way home now.

Then Mummy puts our foodies down but her not notice me and Carly did swap.  Carly did have my kibble and gravy and me did have Carly's tripe and scrambled egg.  It nice to have a change once in a while.

Bryn gone to his friends house.  Tom playing on his xbox, Mummy helping me write this, I lying on her lap watching.  Carly and Lotty is asleep.  They is both snoring.  Daddy be home in a few hours.  We not know when Katie want to come home, her likes staying at her friends house.  The estate agent not phoned so we knows them people won't be buying our house.  We did almost get excited for a bit yesterday.  Mummy even went on rightmove and bookmarked all the houses we would view if we did sell our house.  Anyway *sighs*  It not matter.  It not like we're homeless or anything.

There is a chicken casserole in the slow cooker.  See how them eat silly food all week then have a proper dinner when Daddy home.