On Christmas Eve Katie went to a party and Daddy had to go and pick her up from Newport at 8 o'clock. Mummy was cross because she said we should all be together on Christmas Eve. Then the minihumans wouldn't go to bed and Mummy ended up staying up til about 2 in the morning cos she wanted to put the presents in their stockings when them was asleep.
On Christmas morning the smallest minihumans came in about 9am to show us what they got in their stockings then Mummy went in to Toms room to see if him opened his but him said him not feel well and him want to stay in bed. Then Katie throwed a strop cos her wanted to open presents in the lounge but Mummy said we all has to go and have breakfast first but we has to wait for Tom. Anyway Tom did take some tablets and him come down and him say him feel a bit better. Then we has breakfast and Katie stay upstairs on the computer skyping her friends and Mummy get really cross and Daddy say chill out and Mummy say her can't chill out cos her not stopped spending money and cooking and buying and wrapping presents and baking cakes and writing and posting cards and decorating the house and all so everybody else can sit around doing nothing.
And then when her finished having a tantrum her made us all belgian waffles and then we did go in the lounge and us doggies did open our presents first. We did all get a new ball and some biscuits and some fishy treats and Tiger did send me and Lotty a chewy bone and Carly a squeaky. And we did love our presents. Then we did go and play with our toys in the kitchen while the humans opened their presents.
Mummy had said to Daddy ages ago her not got much money this year so shall they not buy each other presents but Daddy say him already bought Mummy one and her say how much shall she spend then? And Daddy say him not say and Mummy say her want to spend the same so Daddy say spend £15 so her got him a itunes voucher and a choklit bar. So when Mummy do open her presents off Daddy him gotted her a bar of white choklit and some biskits and some coke and a...LAPTOP! Her so excited and surprised.
The minihumans bought Mummy and Daddy a picnic basket...which looks just like the one Bryn won in the pass the parcel at the basset club christmas party. Hmmm...
Tom did get a lord of the rings xbox game and some jeans and 2 shirts and a t-shirt and a cushion with a Bessie on it and some razors for his beard and some smelly for him armpits and some choklits and some gloves and a dvd and a jar of sweets.
Katie did get new trainers and a wooly bobble hat and a skater skirt and some leggings and slippers and choklits and gloves and 2 dvds and a olly murrs cd and a teddy and a jar of sweets and some smelly armpit spray and socks.
Bryn did get new shoes and a fifa 13 xbox game and a shirt and chinos and a guns n roses t-shirt and a dvd and a bruno marrs cd and a teddy and a cuddly basset and gloves and choklits and a jar of sweets and smelly spray for his armpits and some lego what Mummy definitely didn't get free with a newspaper.
Then we went for a walk, we walked down to the zebra crossing then back up poo alley. Mummy say we not going down the castle today cos we got too dirty last time and her not well enough to bath us today.
Then we did have christmas dinner. The humans had tatty and leek soup and bread rolls for starters. Mummy bought a chikin roast from Iceland and it shrivelled up in the oven so there was only enough for one slice each for the humans. Luckily her made loads of other things to go with it so we had piggies in blankies for our dinner. The humans had chikin and piggies in blankies and stuffing and roast and mash tatties and roast parsnips and yorkshire puddings and carrot and swede mash and green beans and sprouts with gammon pieces and chestnuts and bread sauce, gravy and cranberry sauce. Except Katie, she had a pot noodle cos when Mummy asked her whether she wanted a nut roast or a quorn roast her said neither, her wanted a pot noodle. So that what her got. And we did all pull crackers. Mummy got a sticker, Tom got a green ring, Katie got some plastic lips.
After dinner we did watch some telly. Mummy did wake up with a stiff neck and it did keep getting sorer until by the time Mummy and Daddy finished clearing up after lunch her was feeling sick with pain so her did bring her bedding down and lie on the settee. We did lie on top of her to make her feel better. We watched some films and Come dine with me and doctor who and then Mummy made sandwiches and christmas pudding for tea. Then we watched Eastenders and Derek did get killed just like we guessed he would. Except we thought him would be murdered and them wouldn't know who'd done it, but him had a heart attack and dropped dead. And we watched Call the midwife and Downton abbey. And then it was time for bed.
We is happy to say Mummy's neck is much betterer today, it still sore but she can cope with it. Mummy said everybody had to spend one hour helping tidy ready for Grandma and Grandad then we could relax for the rest of the day. So we did all help clean the toilets and hoover and change the bedding on all the beds. Then Mummy made bubble and squeak for lunch and then we sat and watched Mummy set her new laptop up and we had a nap and in a couple of hours Grandma and Grandad will be coming for our second Christmas.
Ooh and Horace did wake up from hibernation this morning. We no idea why him woke up so early but him was wide awake so the minihumans did get him some water and some salad.
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