Monday, 3 December 2012

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones. By Bessie

So many things to tell you.  Lemme think...
So a week last Sunday Mummy, Bryn and Carly went into Cardiff city centre to collect for Many Tears.  There was other people there too, not just them.  They stood for 5 1/2 hours in the freezing cold and they made £541.22 altogether.


Them did decide they would stay til 3pm then cos it was starting to go dark they would go home.  Well at 3pm on the dot it started tipping it down so them went to Burger King and then eated their lunch as they walked back to the car.  It was a long walk cos Mummy parked in the park and ride but them not let doggies on the bus so they had to walk into town but at least they didn't have to pay for the car park.

On Friday Grandma and Grandad came to stay for the weekend.  Mummy promised if I was good all weekend and not growl, bark or snap then we could all have a bone.  

Then Katie's friend Cerys came to stay on Friday cos the human ladies was going Christmas shopping in Cardiff and Mummy wanted to get there early cos her hates crowds and hates queueing so her wanted to be there when the shops opened at nine and home by lunchtime and Katie wanted her friend to come too.

Unfortunately them didn't leave the house until ten.  Has you ever tried to get four human ladies dressed and out of the house by nine o'clock?  So when them got into town it was PACKED.  The old humans and the minihumans did split up.  The old humans went to Primark and queued for half an hour just to buy gloves.  Then them queued in Poundland to buy advent calendars and  our bones.

Then when them was eating their lunch in a cafe the minihumans wanted to meet up so them did and then them finished their shopping and come home and them didn't get home til 5 o'clock.

In the meantime the man humans took us houndies for a walk to Tredegar Park but only me was allowed off lead cos the others chase squirrels.

In the evening Katie and Cerys put the Christmas tree up.

On Sunday Mummy made a roast dinner and velvet cake.

After lunch Grandma and Grandad went home and Mummy and Daddy took us for a walk and then Katie asked if Cerys could stay one more night and Mummy say no cos it's a school night and her say it OK her was still wearing her school uniform when her came on Friday and her didn't need anything what she didn't already have with her, except a packed lunch so Mummy made four packed lunches.  Me hope Cerys don't mind the weird stuff my humans have in their lunch boxes.

Then while the humans was eating their tea we had our bones cos me had been good and polite all weekend, them was lovely but then Mummy did take them off us and say we had enough bone for one night.  

But me think we had too much bone cos Lotty was awake ALL NIGHT with tummy ache, which meant Mummy was awake ALL NIGHT too with Lotty's tummy ache.  Lotty kept getting up and going to the door but then her not want to go out.  In the end Mummy got up and took Lotty downstairs cos Daddy was getting cross.  Her thought he would be pleased but he wasn't cos after them gone I was sick twice.  Then I was sick twice in the day and Carly sick once and we been doing little rock solid poos all over the decking all day and someone weed in the cage when Mummy took the minihumans to school.  So Mummy say her never buying them bones again.  EVER.


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