Sunday, 14 July 2013

First World Problems. By Sam.

Having to crawl on your hands and knees in front of an open window naked because you went in the shower without your towel and nobody can hear you shouting for help.

Having a shower when it's still light outside.   Don't want to wear dirty clothes, don't want to dirty a new set so put jammies on at 7pm.

Going to the hairdressers in the morning.   Hair not dirty enough to go to all the trouble of washing but don't want the hairdresser to think I'm dirty.   Dry shampoo to the rescue.

Don't fancy alcohol but I opened a bottle of wine yesterday and it's going to go off if I don't drink it.

Don't want to watch telly but don't want to listen to neighbourhood children play screaming either.   Spotify to the rescue.

Lotty is taking the best spot in the bed but if I move her she will wake up and start running round the house.   It's OK, if I just bend my knee like this and put the other leg slightly like this it's almost comfortable.

Got headache from wearing hair in ponytail all day but if I leave it down it gets sweaty and frizzy.

Phone needs charging but the charger is downstairs.   If I go downstairs then someone will steal my spot in the bed.

Thirsty but see above.    Drinks water out of bathroom tap.   Doesn't taste right.   But at least I made it back to bed before anyone got comfy.

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