Basset Fun Day. By Bessie

By the way.  I have to tell you.   These brown tiles are going to look a lot nicer than they sound.   They are natural stone, not pooey or beigey brown.

Anyway, swiftly moving on, today was the basset club fun day.  We got in the car and drove to Somerset.  Although Mummy kept telling everyone it was in Wiltshire cos she's dumb at geography.   Everybody except Katie came, she was busy with her friends apparently.

The humans had burgers and salad and doughnuts and scones.  We had snossijs and Carly had half a packet of cream crackers on account of someone accidentally dropping them on her head.  She was dead impressed by that.

Carly has hurt her leg so she has to be lifted like a baby and treated like a princess.  We thought it was her back she had hurt until she found a bird poo today and tried to roll in it but she couldn't get her leg round.

We all won some prizes in the show, us and Penny, Frank and Bertie and Poppy and Hudson.   Ronnie didn't cos Mr Wayne fell over Ronnie's food bowl then got stuck in traffic and arrived too late to register.   I lost my fancy dress crown to Carly.    I was not impressed.   Her costume was lame too.  Bryn had to hold her hat on.

Lotty is now the current snossij race champion.     Mummy may have accidentally spat cream cracker all over Tom.    Served him right for beating her.