What is that stinky smell? By Bessie

Today we has someone come to view the house so we watch Mummy do some cleaning and then we is getting ready to go out when the estate agent phones and says the lady who came on Tuesday wants to come for another look.  So we say she can come after the other peoples has gone.   Then we goes out for a walk with Tom and Bryn.   We meet some posh old people who say they used to have a basset and ask if they could stroke us.  We say they can.   We want to know how  come everyone used to own a basset.  Why doesn't they have one anymore?

In the meantime Mummy goes out to check for poo outside and notices it smells nasty so she quickly throws disinfectant all over the decking and brushes it.

Then the first man comes and has a look round then he goes outside and stands right in the smelly bit and mummy trying to discreetly move him back inside but he wants to talk right there.  And it still stinks just as bad.

Then him say he like the house but his wife will need to see it so him might come for a second viewing.

Then after him gone Mummy go and throw more disinfectant on the decking then the second peoples come.  The lady brings her two daughters.   Mummy wish everybody would bring their children cos them is so easy to sell houses to.  Them likes everything.   Anyway the Mum asks if she can take some photos and then they goes outside and the children do play with Horace and the Mum ask Mummy lots of questions.   Luckily the whole time both sets of people are here it is completely quiet in the garden, nobody angle grinding.  No yapping dogs.  No trampolining.  But while they is in the garden that horrid smell is still there.  

Then them go home and Mummy phone and say we can come home.   Then her go in the garden and make up a big bucket of strong disinfectant and brushes the entire decking down.    Then we come home and the humans have some lunch and we have a nap on a sleeping bag in the garden.  It hot in the garden and we has a nice time.  

Then Daddy come home from work and him bring Katie and Cerys.   Mummy was hoping them would stay at Cerys's cos the house is too tidy for them to mess up but them wants to come home so them under strict instructions not to make a mess.

Daddy go in the garden and him say the smell is gone.  We is happy the smell is gone.  We fed up of Mummy brushing disinfectant everywhere.  Then we has tea and the humans has some slop out of the slow cooker.  Then Katie, Cerys and Lotty go to play out.  When them come back Lotty still got loads of energy and her running round howling for hours.  We do wish she would shut up and go to bed.

Then it's time for bed.