In which someone steals a hotdog but it's not Bessie this time. By Bessie

On Friday Brynny went to Paris.   Daddy took him to school very early and waved him off.

At 9.30 Wanda Basset come to the house.   Mummy took us all for a walk.   She said it's very hard work walking four of us but she still took us all round the castle cos we needed some exercise.    Then her and Wanda went off to meet Miss Sophie at the motorway services.     When they got there they went and sat on the hill what overlooked the car park cos it was very busy and she knew Miss Sophie would see them as soon as she got there.  Well her did cos her come running up the hill to see Wanda.   Her loved Wanda and her took her back to the car to meet her family and then Wanda went off to Devon to start her wonderful new life.

Mummy was just about to pull out of the car park when her thought her better go and have a wee in case she get stuck in traffic later cos it bank holiday so motorway might be busy.   So her gets out the car just in time to see a tree trunk snap and land on a cars roof completely blocking the only exit to the car park. The car was only a few cars behind Miss Sophie's car so they was very lucky and Mummy was very lucky too that she changed her mind and didn't drive off or it could have been her.

So Mummy went to get some lunch cos her thought it might be a long wait.   Then her sat in the car and she phoned Wanda's old Mummy to tell her that Wanda had gone to start her new life.  Wanda's old Mummy was very happy to hear this.  Them are going to live abroad so them can't take bootiful Wanda with them.

After a while the fire brigade come and pulled the tree off the car and out of the road but there was so much traffic waiting to get out the car park that it was still an hour before the road was clear.  Then Mummy come home.   Her got stuck in a massive traffic jam gettting on the motorway and another one coming over the bridge but amazingly her still managed to get back to school in time to pick Katie and Tom up.

Then them come home and we had tea.

On Saturday we didn't leave til 10am cos we was hoping someone might want to come and view the house but the estate agent didn't phone so we left to go on our holiday to Yorkshire.    At 12.30 we was somewhere near Birmingham when the estate agent phones and says someone wants to come and view the house today.   Mummy tells them we has gone away for the weekend.   Them can't come anyway cos Tom is home alone with Lotty and Carly.   So them arrange to come on Tuesday at 4pm.  Mummy and Daddy say it just ironic, them wait all this time then someone wants to come when we is not there.

We do stop at the motorway services for a wee and then we stop at Asda in Dudley and Mummy and Katie go and buy sandwiches for lunch while me and Daddy go for a walk.    Katie bringed me some snossijs, then were nice.   Mummy bringed me some biskits.   Them were not nice.   Lotty can have them.  I will take them back and pretend they is a present from holiday.

Then we get back in the car and carry on our big long journey.  We don't need to stop again.   I goes to sleep.   There is lots of traffic and it takes six hours to get to MummyLouise and DaddyKeith's house.   When we gets there I does meet and greet with Inca and Rufus.   The humans is a bit worried that we might shout at each other but we is all very polite and does not growl or shout.    We goes for a walk and Inca shows me her park and the tennis courts where Rufus likes to do zoomies.   I doesn't like to do zoomies so I let DaddyKeith give me a belly rub instead and Katie throws sticks for Rufus.

Then we has our tea and the humans has a barbeque and drinks wine (the lady humans) and beer (the man humans).    After tea the humans play board games and me and Inca and Rufus watches.    I does not remember who winned the games.   It wasn't me though.

On Sunday we goes to a different park for a walk and after that it time for MummyLouise's birthday party.   We meets lots of new peoples but me and Inca and Rufus is all very well behaved.   Well, Inca did eat Aunty Lynda's hotdog but me not tell you that cos it's a secret.   I didn't eat anyone's hotdog.  I was a good girl.   Aunty Lynda give me lots of cuddles and Uncle Mick too my photo.  Katie be the DJ at the party.  Her play lots of music what is called dubstep.   I think this Carly's kind of music cos she likes to go dubba dubba dubba.

When all the peoples has gone home it very late.   We does all watch DaddyKeith clean up cos we likes watching people clean up.  Then we goes to bed.

On Monday we do say goodbye to everyone and we promises we will come back in August and we goes to Uncle Paul's and Aunty Carolyn's house.    Them lives about half a hour away from MummyLouise and DaddyKeith.   My Katie and their Katie take me for a walk down the canal and then me comes back and sits on Mummy's lap and steals biskits.

Then them has lunch and talks grown up stuff.   Uncle Paul and Aunty Carolyn has also been trying to sell their house for a year, them said they has had 83 viewings!  83!  Imagine that.

Then it time for us to go home.   We do get back on the motorway and there is loads of traffic jams and we stop at Stafford Services and the humans has a McDonalds and I has a little walk and a biskit.    Then we goes home and Lotty and Carly is very excited to see us and they jump up and down and I think Tom is excited too but he doesn't jump up and down cos he is a grown up.  Then even though it was ten o'clock Mummy and Daddy stayed up late cleaning the house ready for tomorrow.

Today, Tuesday Mummy and Daddy went to work and Tom and Katie stayed home cos it is half term.   We have a viewing at 4pm so Mummy went in to work half an hour early so she could leave early.   Tom and Katie did most of the cleaning and tidying so Mummy only had to mop the floor and hoover when she got home.   Katie was very ill all day and her was sick five times.  We not know what wrong with her.   Poor Katie.   Then we all got in the car and Mummy drove round the corner.  We sat in the back and Katie went to sleep and Tom looked after us all.   Mummy went back home and then Mr Geoff the estate agent come and the people come and he showed them round the house.   We not know if they liked it, we can never tell.  We just wait for the estate agent to phone tomorrow and tell us what the people thought.  We hope they liked it.

Now we is sat enjoying the lovely clean house.  We is going to have our tea soon.  Then at about ten o'clock Brynny will be back from Paris.   We very excited to see Brynny, we did miss him lots.