I am bored bored bored of all this 50 shades talk. There's something a little distasteful about a load of middle aged women all giggling about potentially having the crap beaten out of them by the serial killer from The Fall.
UGH. Behave. Be different.
And I will most definitely not be buying anything from the bondage underwear department in Tesco. If I did want to buy bondage underwear I would choose somewhere a bit more niche...who am I kidding? Primark all the way.
Happy Valentines you bunch of weirdos.
this is why I won't be going to the cinema
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