Tuesday wrote Mr Kipling. By Bessie

Yesterday Mummy had a day off.  Friday is supposed to be her day off but she swapped it for yesterday cos Katie had a hospital appointment.  So they went to Asda first and did half the food shop.  They didn't have time to finish so they said they would come back later and finish in the chilled aisles.  

They walked to the hospital and waited way longer than ten minutes.  There was a sign on the wall that said "if you are kept waiting more than ten minutes after your appointment time please tell reception" but it seemed a bit rude so they just waited.  Then Katie went to see the physiotherapist and she gave her some more exercises for her bad hip and checked she was doing the ones she had been given properly, which she had.

Then they went back to Asda but by now they had been nearly three hours so they couldn't stay any longer or they would get fined so they went to Lidl and got the chilled stuff, which is always a a bad move cos now the fridge is full of german snossijs which they didn't really need but couldn't resist.

Then Daddy phoned and asked Mummy if she was busy and she said she was busy but he said he needed her to come into work cos they needed to take the annual team photo for their bosses budget meeting and today was the only day everybody was in before Monday, when the meeting is.  Mummy said "But everybody isn't in.  I'm not in."  But Daddy said she didn't count cos she was only round the corner.  Except she wasn't cos she was actually in town.  So Mummy said she would come later after she picked Bryn up from school.

Then she went to the chemist and collected her prescription, picked Bryn up from school and then went to work to have the photo taken.  Daddy and their boss were pretending not to be annoyed cos she was wearing a Gryffindor hoody, jeans and doc martens and the day before she had been wearing a pretty dress and high heels.  But she had been in work the day before, she wasn't going to walk round town dressed like that now was she?  So her boss fetched a coat with the company logo on and she said "Don't you like my jumper?"  And he said he was a slytherin man himself and Mummy said no he was a Hufflepuff and he knows it.

Then about an hour later they finally got everybody in the right place at the right time to take the photo but then the phone rang and someone ran off to answer it then someone else told Mummy about a really big spider that had come in that morning in a delivery from India so she went to look for it cos there was an old fishtank in the car park and she thought she could have kept it in it as a pet.  But it turned out that whoever found the spider had panicked and squashed it dead so she doesn't have a pet spider this time.

Then finally the photo was taken and Mummy could go home and unpack the shopping even though all the frozen things were starting to melt.  Then it was time to take us to the V E T.  Me and Lotty were having our vaccinations which winds Mummy up every year cos she knows we don't need them but we can't go to softplay or in kennels - if there is an emergency - without them.   Carly wanted to come along for the ride and we were all going to have our nails done.   We had to wait ages in the waiting room cos it was really busy and emergencys kept coming in and by the time we got seen we had been waiting 40 minutes and Carly had decided she owned the entire waiting room and was starting to lunge at dogs coming in.   We got weighed, I am 23kg, Carly 18kg and Lotty 17kg.  Mummy said she thought I was loads more than that cos I am big and fat and full of poo.

We went into the V E T room and we had our jabs and then two nurses came in and cut our nails.  They did a really good job and they are nice and short even if when she touched my broken toe I cried and she had to leave that one.

Then we got back in the car (that Lotty had weed in) and came home and had our tea then we watched Eastenders and a programme about the top 100 dum dum dums in Eastenders but we missed the end cos Daddy wanted to watch Silent Witness.  That was a story about a man who wanted to do sex with his own sister - who only wore see through clothes - so he killed her boyfriend but all the way through everyone thought it was a story about the KGB and stuff but really it was just a jealous incesty man.