In which we went to the posh boys school. By Bessie

Yesterday me, Lotty, Carly and Mummy went to Louise's for a walk and dinner.  We went to Eton with Penny, Frank and Bertie and we walked across the school fields and through the courtyard and looked at the school.  Then we walked past a school uniform shop and we laughed at their funny uniform.

After we come back from our walk some of us had to have a bath on account of a norty fox doing a poo on the school field and us falling in it during a rolypoly.  

Then the humans had dinner and we slept under the table, except Lotty who catapulted herself off the armchair, over Mr Dave;s shoulder and onto the cheesecake.

Then it was time to go home.  Lotty was very strange in the car on the way home.  She stood in the back howling at the top of her lungs.  Mummy had to stop at three motorway services and walk her all round the car park before she finally stopped howling and fell asleep.  Strange little hound