There's nowt as queer as folk. By Sam

Strange sights and sounds I heard today in town:

Woman gets on the bus, waves and shouts "Good Morning" to everybody sat on the bus.

Woman sat in KFC eating a meal deal she bought from Boots.   She's alone.   She's not sat with someone who bought their food in KFC.

Very very loud Chinese family having what sounds like an argument while their baby screams in its pram and every single other person in the restaurant glares at them.

Two girls in Primark:  "I'm not liking this buying things for myself.   Not one bit".

Two different girls in Primark:  "I'm not being funny, but £7 for a pair of jeans is a good price".

Two decorators openly leering at a teenage girl in a short skirt.   One even made a Carry On style phwoar noise.

Effeminate boy looking at girls underwear with his female friend:  "She's a right bitch she is", then flounces off.