Busy Saturday. By Bessie

Yesterday we had some people come to see the house.   So me and Carly and Lotty went out with Tom and Bryn.  We went down the village and got Mummy's prescription for her.   Lucky it didn't rain but it started raining just after we got back and it rained all day and all night and is still raining now.

Then Mummy and Daddy went shopping and we stayed home with our human brothers.   Our human sister is staying at her friends house.   Her did tell us her seen kittens being born.   We would like to see kittens being born too.

Mummy and Daddy bought a new microwave while them was out cos the old one blew up a couple of weeks ago and Mummy did say her wasn't going to get one til after we moved house but then when her was trying to defrost a pound of minced tripe for our breakfast yesterday and failing miserably, her decided her would buy a cheap one so if it don't look right in the new house her can get a new one.   Oh her mixed the tripe with gravy in the end to defrost it if you was wondering.   I wouldn't recommend you do this with human food.  Mind you I wouldn't recommend humans eat black tripe anyway, it smells like manure.   That don't bother me, I is a dog, I love manure.   But humans not so much.

So Mummy and Daddy went to Asda and they bought a microwave and a flat screen telly cos them has decided it is time them started to get rid of all the big fat tellys what embarrass Katie so much.   Grandma and Grandad is giving us their old one, it be a big one I think.   So them got one for Bryn's room.   And them bought a picture for over the fireplace cos Daddy had taken some new pictures in the morning to send to the estate agents and him said the photos over the fireplace do look too small.   So him bought  a nice picture.   It long and thin and a picture of a woods.   Mummy likes pictures like that.   Her keeps asking Daddy to paint her a picture and if him can't paint her one then will him go to Moscow and steal a Shishkin.

Them bought some cushions for the lounge and some pretty throws for the minihumans beds and a bottle of coke for the boy humans cos the boy humans asked them too.   I think that everything.   Them did spend a lot of money but Mummy been watching Phil Spencer Secret Agent and him says you has to speculate to accumulate, or something.

Then them come home and putted all the new things in the house and them did look nice but we wasn't allowed to play with the cushions or lie on the throws even though them looked very comfy.  So me and Lotty went upstairs and brought the sheepskin rug down and played with that instead.   But then Daddy got really cross and took it off us.

For tea we had tripe and chikin and gravy and kibble and charcoal biscuits.  Lotty doesn't like the charcoal biscuits, her spitted them out.   Me and Carly liked them though.   And we had our worming tablets.   Not cos we has worms you understand, just cos it was time.   Anyway Carly has one and a half, Lotty has two and I have two and a half.   But then me left one in my bowl and Mummy tried to pick it up but Lotty got there first.   So her had three and me only had one and a half but me think it will be OK.  It not like her ate a whole packet or anything.

Then I went to George's stag party.   I know it only supposed to be for boys but as me is the best man at him and Lola's wedding then me is allowed to come.   I wore my disco pants and a boobtube.