My First World Problem for today. By Sam

Mug Shot Pasta... says ready in 5 minutes.  Well that's a BIG FAT LIE.

Firstly it took 2 minutes for the kettle to boil.

Then I put the water on and stirred it.

Then I waited 5 minutes.

Then I stirred it again.
Tasted one piece.
Burnt my mouth.
And it was crunchy.
Pasta is not supposed to crunch.

Then I waited another 2 minutes.
Tasted one piece.
Didn't burn my mouth this time.
But it was still crunchy.

Then I waited 2 more minutes.
Ate it.
Still crunchy.
Not nice.
But I was DYING of hunger.


And yes I know you're not supposed to start any sentence with Then, But or And.

But I don't care.
And that didn't fill me up.
Then I ate a bag of crisps.
They weren't crunchy.
They should have been.
My world is all topsy turvy.
Next I'll be drinking iced coffee and hot vimto.