Exercising our rights to bark at chikin. By Bessie

I'm not saying it's cold but Mummy is wearing a wooly hat and has a duvet wrapped round her whilst sitting at the kitchen table.  I say if she put the oven on, say to bake some cakes for us, then the room would soon warm up.  She says she is ready to carry on with her novel now...but she doesn't seem to be making much of an effort if you ask me.

This morning Lotty went to agility training.  Mummy had kind of decided to give up cos she wasn't sure if Lotty was getting anywhere.  She enjoys it, they both do, and I guess that's the most important thing but last week she was apallingly badly behaved at agility.

Anyway Mummy said to her "This is your last chance to show me you can do it good".  Well, we did think Lotty doesn't listen to a word Mummy says but she did really good.  She did the weave poles properly, she did the jumps and the tunnel properly and she did the see saw properly.  She never done the see saw before but Miss Connie had been using it with the people before and Mummy asked if Lotty could have a go and Miss Connie thought Lotty would be scared but she is hard as nails and she did it like a pro, first time.

It's biggest minihumans birthday on Monday, he will be 20.  That means him not a teenager anymore, him got to move out and get a job...hmmm.  Mummy going to bake him a giant jaffa cake cos he loves jaffa cakes.  Her has no idea how she going to make it, her thinking victoria sponge with orange jam and a choklit coating.

Last night we went for two walks in the dark.  When the boy minihumans got back from school we all went out but it was already dark at quarter to four.  Then after tea Mummy and Daddy went to vote - Tom didn't want to come, Mummy said him should exercise hims right to vote and him said him would rather exercise his right to sit on his bum - anyway we went with them and them took us into the school playground even though we does know dogs isn't allowed in the school playground.  Cos we is big rebels like that. We don't know if lots of people went to vote but there wasn't anyone else there when we went and the lady at the desk looked very bored.

We had a frozen kong each yesterday for breakfast for a change, and chikin wings for tea.  Mummy was putting the chikin wings into our bowls and we was getting a bit excited and shouting "Hurry up Mummy" like you do when there was a knock at the door so Mummy shouts for one of the minihumans to get the door and Bryn did go and then he come in the kitchen and tells Mummy there's a lady at the door so Mummy says her will have to wait so Bryn tells her Mummy is feeding us and instead of going away like any sane person her decides to wait.  So Tom comes and takes over in the kitchen and Mummy goes to the door and the lady says she can see how busy Mummy is but then she gets this iPad out and starts trying to show Mummy a slide show about lovefilm.somethingorother and Mummy says her is sorry but her has three dogs fighting over a chikin and her going to have to go and deal with it and the lady turns and waves her arm in this weird gesture and strops off and Mummy thinking her should try and control her strops if her wants to work for a big company like that, her not setting a good example of their customer services.