Ot oo affin at? By Sam

I chipped a tooth at the weekend, one of my front bottom teeth - that's the tooth at the front of my mouth not in my front bottom like in that weird film Teeth.   Anyway I went to the dentist yesterday and he gave me an anaesthetic so he could break off the broken bit, file it down and put a filling in.

For some god forsaken reason instead of going straight home I decided to pop into Tesco.   On the way up the travellator an old man asked if he could squeeze past.  I attempted to smile and say "Sure".  But on account of numb mouth what I actually did was grimace at him and growl. "Grrrr".  I'm sorry sir.  I would have apologised at the time but that was not possible.

Then I went to pick the minihumans up from school.  "You're early," they said, "Haven't you been to work?"

"Nmm," I said, "I een oo a enniss.   Ot oo affin at?  Oo I oun unny?"

"No, you sound fine," said Katie."

Oh ud, I urried I oun eerd" says I as they collapse in laughter.   Pigs.