Tuesday 24th September. In which Daddy forgets his own name and Mummy goes commando.

Mummy took the minihumans to school and told Tom to have a shower, make himself presentable and then go and find a job.  But when she got back he said he did what she said but when he got halfway there he looked down at the dog on the lead and realised he hadn't accessorised very well for job hunting.  So he went home and said he will go again tomorrow, on his own this time.

When Daddy came home all the humans went to Currys to buy a fridge and a washing machine.  On the way in Mummy saw a toaster she liked half price.  It was the last one and there was no box so she picked it up and carried it all round the shop with her so nobody could steal it.  They picked a washing machine they liked and then they went to look at the fridges and picked one but it was late and the boss had obviously left for the day cos the music was up really loud and all the staff were stood at the other end of the shop chatting.  Mummy sent Katie to ask if they could possibly tear themselves away could we have some service.  Obviously Katie more polite than Mummy though cos what she actually said was "Could someone help us with a fridge please?"  So she comes back with this really tall australian man and he says "I thought I was about to sell a fridge to my shortest customer ever."  "You still are," sniggered Tom and Mummy kicked him.

The man said it was £26 for a next day delivery.   Daddy said he wasn't paying that, how long do we have to wait for free delivery.  "Two weeks," said the man.  "Two weeks!"  squealed Mummy, "I ran out of knickers two days ago and I wore an evening dress to work today."  Anyway her soon wished she hadn't mentioned her knickers cos the man kept going on about them and making Mummy blush.

Then them decided they would rather pay for a quicker delivery so they are getting a fridge and a washing machine on Friday for £22.   Then the man wondered who left a toaster on top of the fridge and Mummy remember she put it there so the man went in the storeroom to find the box but there wasn't one.  Mummy say not to worry, her got enough boxes in the house.  So they went to the desk to pay and the man ask Daddy his name.   "My name.  Hmmm" say Daddy.  "Do you need help?" asked Mummy.   Anyway then Mr wotstisname payed for his new white goods and Mummy paid for her toaster and then they went to Pizza Hut for tea cos Daddy promised ages ago that once they sold the house they would go out for dinner.